Thatababy by Paul Trap for August 28, 2016
August 27, 2016
August 29, 2016
Transcript:
Dad: Buckle up! It's time for you to experience the tactile joy and aural audacity of the record album! Before a note is played, the stage is set with 144 square inches of cover art! Within lies the inner sleeve (liner notes!) protecting the prize inside... behold! 180 grams of venerable vinyl-the guardian of the glorious groove! Caaarefuully place the discon the turntable, and set the spin cycle to 33 1/3 RPM! Now to unleash the analog awesomeness, we set the needle with the steady hand of a surgeon...
Pure kid, he and most of his generation don’t care a bit about what was. Being next generation after those who went through the great Depression were taught to keep thing for the memories, or to hand down. No one under 50 want us older folks stuff. They’re for making that great granddaddy’s prized shaving mug come trash.