The Adventures of Business Cat by Tom Fonder for April 09, 2020

Transcript:

Terry: It's time again for the annual Business Pet of the Year Awards, and the stars are out tonight. Word on the street is, this year could mark a first-time loss for Business Cat, a longstanding BPTA favorite. And speak of the devil, here comes the man of the hour now. Mr. Cat, how are you feeling this evening? Business Cat: Y'know Terry, it's no secret that we've taken some heavy blows this year, but I feel as though we've really turned a corner this quarter and come back stronger than ever. Terry: Now, with the competition this year looking tougher than ever. Many have commented that the odds do not bode well for you. What steps have you taken to mentally prepare yourself for this evening's proceedings? Business Cat: Well, Terry, I slept all through the afternoon and cleaned my butt thoroughly for the occasion. Fantastic. Back to you, Pam.