The Adventures of Business Cat by Tom Fonder for May 21, 2020

Transcript:

Business Cat: Don't be so hard on yourself, Howard. You're at the top of your game. It's tough to compete these days for a couple of old-school guys like us. To tell you the truth, I was really sweating out there. If it weren't for that crab? I think it'd be you up on that podium instead of me. You're a better businessman than I ever was. Howard: Well... that's big of you to say, Cat. But between you and me? I was sweating out there, too. Business Cat: You know, perhaps in another reality you and I could have been friends. Howard: No. No, I'm afraid we're just too different, Cat.