The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for August 14, 2011

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The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Clerk: May I help you, sir? Brutus: I'd like an ice cream cone. Clerk: What flavor would you like? Brutus: What flavors do you have? Clerk: All of them? Okay, here goes - vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, chocolate chip, cookie dough, peppermint stick, peach... Clerk: Coffee, mocha chip, chocolate almond, maple walnut, butter crunch, pistachio, banana, caramel, coconut, frozen pudding, peanut butter, black raspberry... Clerk: Lemon crisp, mint chip, cantaloupe, butter rum, penuche, fresh berry and ginger! Whew! What'll it be? Brutus: I'll have vanilla!