The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 02, 2011
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The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Gladys: You're watching a NASCAR race? May I join you? Brutus: I didn't know you followed NASCAR, Gladys! Gladys: All the time! I've even become good at picking the winners! Brutus: No kidding? What's your method - do you do research on the drivers? Gladys: No. See those pictures on the cars? Brutus: The advertisements for the sponsors' products? Gladys: Yes - I just pick the car that has the picture of the candy or cereal I like best!
and as for the anti-race driving comments……if EVERYbody were rabid fans of racing , there wouldn’t be room in the stands for millions of people. there is only seating for a couple hundred thousand or so and yes, millions are fans at home in front of the tv. there’s enough people to be fans of their own favorite sport.each to his own