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Gladys: It's always been difficult to talk to him on college game days, but I used to be able to squeeze in conversation during the commercials.
Gladys: Now, thanks to the new TV's picture-in-picture feature, I can't even sneak in a single word!
DVR. Then you can pause the action, let the old bat rant about whatever inane bable she just has to speak about right in the middle of the game, and start again where you left off without missing a single beat.