The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 18, 2011
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The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Telephone: RING! Voice: Hello - is this Rancid Veeblefester? Mr. Veeblefester: Speaking. Voice: You will soon be revisiting events from your past! Mr. Veeblefester: Who in blazes is this? Art: This is Art Gum, your old accountant. Mr. Veeblefester: Is this some sort of joke, Art? What in all this Dickensian nonsense about my past? Art: You're about to be haunted by the ghost of Christmases past... Art: You're being audited!
I was audited by the IRS once about 50 years ago. Local office said I owed money so I paid it. Higher level automatically reviewed it, said I didn’t and returned the funds.