The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 30, 2012
December 29, 2012
December 31, 2012
Transcript:
The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Gladys: That does it! Gladys: I just looked in the mirror at my ever-expanding figure for the last time! I am going on a serious diet! Gladys: Mark my words - this time is going to be different! I vow to change my eating habits for the better, forever! Brutus: Well, good for you! I wish you success! What does that mean you'll be making for dinner tonight? Gladys: My yummy homemade macaroni and cheese! Brutus: That's not diet food! If you're so motivated to go on a serious diet, why waste any time? Start today! Gladys: Don't be silly! Everyone knows you're supposed to start diets on January first!
Why should the rest of the family suffer for her diet. Let her make the Mac & Cheese for everyone else, then have a Salad herself.