The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 06, 2013
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The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Gladys: Practicing hockey again? Wilberforce: I've been practicing so much, I'm getting to be a pretty good hockey player! Gladys: Did you know I used to play hockey when I was young? Wilberforce: No way! Are you messin' with me? Gladys: No, I'm not. I played on my school's field hockey team. Wilberforce: You're messin' with me! I've never heard of field hockey! Gladys: It's an actual sport, and a great one at that! It's like ice hockey, except it's played on a grass field instead of an ice rink. Wilberforce: Now I know you're messin' with me - everybody knows you can't skate on grass!
We played a game called “shinney”, played with any stick we could find, usually a tree limb about 3 or 4 feet long, and an empty tin can. Before a game was over, the can was just a wadded up clump of metal and nobody was hurt—-usually!