The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 12, 2013
Transcript:
Hurricane Hattie O'Hara: Bet ya a buck I can spell any word you choose. Brutus: All right. Spell reservoir. Hurricane Hattie O'Hara: Okay - R-Y-Z-O-R-W-A-R-E. Brutus: Wrong! You owe me a buck! Hurricane Hattie O'Hara: I didn't say I'd spell it right. You owe that buck to me!
“Who can spell ‘cabbage’?”
“I can, Miss.”
“Go on then. How do you spell ‘cabbage’?”
“K A B I J.”
“That’s not how the dictionary spells it.”
“But Miss, you didn’t ask me how the dictionary spells it. You asked me how I spell it.”