The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 07, 2013
April 06, 2013
April 08, 2013
Transcript:
The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Man: What time have you got, Thorny? Brutus: I recently decided to stop wearing the old wristwatch I've worn for years... Brutus: I realized I had no need for it anymore, since I always carry my cellphone with me now... Brutus: It has the exact time on its display, and that's not its only advantage for me... Brutus: Remember how I often couldn't tell the time, because I kept forgetting to wind my watch? That won't happen again! Man: That's good to know! Well, let's give it a try - what time is it? Brutus: Let's see...oops! I forgot to charge my cellphone - it's dead!
I pay $20 topups every 90 days. Besides phone calls, I use the alarm clock, timer, text, and voicemail. I can use it in any cell phone tower area. And I don’t do the dumb thing of talking on it while driving.