The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 19, 2013
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Transcript:
The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Arnie: Hey, Thorny! Arnie: So, you got a home security system? I saw the sign in your yard. Brutus: Actually, I only have the sign - Wastrel Gravesite sold it to me. Arnie: What good does the sign do, without the system? Brutus: Wastrel said just putting the sign in your yard deters thieves from going near your property! Arnie: Oh, he did, did he? Since when did he start working for a security company? Brutus: He didn't. He said he found the sign on somebody's lawn on Oak Street!
At least he won’t get charged for false alarms…