The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 23, 2013
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Transcript:
Mr. Veeblefester: I am looking for a last-minute gift.
Saleswoman: I would be happy to assist you with that. Will this be for that special someone?
Mr. Veeblefester: Yes...me.
A selfie might work.