The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 12, 2014
Transcript:
The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Brutus: There's my old childhood chum, Tyrone Pupnik! Brutus: Have I ever told you about Tyrone Pupnik? He lived next door and we went through school together. Gladys: I don't believe you have. Brutus: He was very competitive with me and he always came out on top! Brutus: If I got a "B" in class, he got an "A+". When I got a pet goldfish, he got a golden retriever. Brutus: I made the football team as the second-string center, he became the star quarterback. Whatever I did, he did one better! Brutus: I have a confession to make - that's why I made a point to never mention my interest in you to Tyrone! Gladys: Thanks a bunch!
Somewhere ,someplace Tyrone is sitting in his easy chair talking to his wife..“Let me tell you this funny story about this loser I once knew named Brutus.”