The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for August 27, 2014
August 26, 2014
August 28, 2014
Transcript:
Gladys: I got a speeding ticket. Brutus: How fast were you going? Gladys: Twenty-five. Brutus: That's within the limit on most streets. Gladys: I was backing out of our driveway.
My grandma had a station wagon with the roll down window in the back. She was backing out of her long driveway and had to slam on the breaks because a car was coming and both of her standard poodles flew out the back when she hit the brakes! They were unhurt but a little dazed! I don’t know if that made her slow down or not. She always drove like a bat outta hell.