The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 03, 2014
September 02, 2014
September 04, 2014
Transcript:
Mr. Veeblefester: This unsigned note was on my desk - "Veeblefester is a penurious martinet!" Find out who is responsible! Brutus: Gee, Chief, how can I do that with an anonymous note? Mr. Veeblefester: Start by compiling a list of all the employees who were English majors!
Now we know what kind of job is available for an English major. At least it was one that does not require the repeating the phrase, “Do you want fries with that?”