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The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 26, 2015
Transcript:
Mr. Veeblefester: Your request for a raise is denied. Brutus: Oh, no you don't! If I don't get it, I'll quit! Mr. Veeblefester: Very well, if that's the way you feel, Thornapple, I will accept your resignation. Brutus: Oh, no you don't! You're not getting off that easy!
Thornapple, haven’t you got it through your thick skull that Veeblefester regards you as more worthless than a warm pitcher of spit?