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The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 24, 2015
Transcript:
The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Brutus: I went to bed early last night... Brutus: I set the alarm to wake me an hour earlier this morning... Brutus: I got up promptly...took a three-minute shower...quickly put on the clothes I had laid out last night... Brutus: I fixed myself a breakfast of instant coffee and microwave oatmeal... Brutus: I jogged to the bus stop, took the express downtown and jogged to the office... Brutus: Sigh* Brutus: Yet, somehow, I still got to work ten minutes late!
well, tomorrow, set the alarm a half hour earlier – duh. You should have it figured out now.