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The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 23, 2015
September 22, 2015
September 24, 2015
Transcript:
Gladys: What do you recommend to treat cellulite, Doctor Proctor? Doctor Proctor: Since your problem is not too severe, I suggest exercise and a healthy diet. Gladys: Not too severe? It's so bad, I have cellulite on my toes!
The late Victor Buono made a record called, Heavy. Making jokes about being fat. He recited a poem. You are what you eat, said the wise old man. Lord, if that’s true. Then I’m a garbage can!