The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 25, 2015
September 24, 2015
September 26, 2015
Transcript:
XXL
Brutus: Look, Gladys, my brand-new t-shirt is too tight!
Brutus: You must have shrunk it in the wash!
Gladys: Nice try, but the t-shirt hasn't been washed yet!
@ cosmicssfan I agree about clothes having more fabric. I think because America is so obese these days people don’t want to be XXL. They can still be a “large”.
I’m sure he’s been lifting. The extra size is all in his chest and biceps. And, it’s great that everyone is buying clothing from foreign countries that have soak in poison so that the noxious chemicals end up in our drinking water.
steven01221971 about 9 years ago
Always wash your new clothes before wearing them to get rid of factory chemicals. Or is it just me…
jklwaddle about 9 years ago
I don’t wear anything that hasn’t been washed first.
crazyliberal about 9 years ago
@ cosmicssfan I agree about clothes having more fabric. I think because America is so obese these days people don’t want to be XXL. They can still be a “large”.
Qiset about 9 years ago
Sizing chemicals help clothes retain freshness on the store shelf. They are akin to formaldehyde. I always wash new clothes before wearing.
MeGoNow Premium Member about 9 years ago
It’s the X-factor. In this case, about a factor of 4.
Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member about 9 years ago
I’m sure he’s been lifting. The extra size is all in his chest and biceps. And, it’s great that everyone is buying clothing from foreign countries that have soak in poison so that the noxious chemicals end up in our drinking water.
Charlie Fogwhistle about 9 years ago
When it gets tighter around the middle, it might be me. When it gets shorter and creeps up, the dryer was too hot.