The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 09, 2015
Transcript:
Teacher: Your assignment for this weekend is to read a book from this list. Hurricane Hattie O'Hara: I hate reading! Teacher: Would you like me to suggest something from the list for you? Hurricane Hattie O'Hara: Yeah, give me one that's available as an audiobook, so I won't have to read it!
Some skills need to just die out—cursive writing, reading, walking anywhere, eating unprocessed food, thinking for yourself. All these things need to go away so you can be the mindless right wing bible thumping robots a good underclass requires to help business flourish and the few concentrate their wealth.