The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for November 08, 2015
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The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Brutus: I admire you a great deal, Chief! Brutus: You are such a successful businessperson - you are my role model! Brutus: Would you share any of the secrets to your success? Mr. Veeblefester: To be honest, my boy, succeeding in business requires some unpleasant traits... Mr. Veeblefester: Such as arrogance, deceit, dishonesty, megalomania and, of course, greed. Brutus: Gosh, Chief, I had no idea the job brought out those traits! Have you ever considered a different occupation? Mr. Veeblefester: As a matter of fact, in light of my traits, I always thought I would make a good politician!
This explains the current crop of candidates…