The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for November 10, 2015

I guess he’s never been to the ER before. He’ll find out when he has his first heart attack.

What an understanding boss. Not!

You couldn’t call in and let us know? What’s the matter with you. Is your hand broken?

If your lucky

Alive ?

The boss must go to one of those rich guys express services that I’ve read about.

I’ve been to the hospital several times due to bowel obstructions since I had my bowels reconstructed 4 years ago. Usually I have to wait at least a half-hour before they let me into an examination room. One time I went in with an infected leg and a high fever, they skipped the waiting room and took me straight to an exam room to start treating me for the fever.

Much earlier this year, maybe in early April, I took my bike out, I was not wearing a helmet, and whent for I ride on oneof our bike trails. I had to make a sharp turn to get off the asphalt trail and back onto the concrete sidewalk when I lost my balance and fell of my bike, and one side of my headsmacked the concrete, making a small cut in the left side of my head. Someone saw this happen, and hit 911 with hiscell phone. I was rushed to the hospital ER, where after spending roughly 90 minutes, they determined I was not badly hurt. Had I known this, I would have gotten back onmy bike and gone home.

The Free Market Health Care Plan: Pay Up or Die.

Sounds like the owner of my company!

the boss is rich enough that he probably has a VIP ER that he can go to with no waiting.