The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 27, 2015
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The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Wilberforce: Hey, Mom, Pop! Wilberforce: I tried on this new sweater Santa brought me for Christmas... Wilberforce: Santa must have got my size wrong - this is way too big on me! Gladys: Oh, dear, he certainly did get the wrong size! Brutus: Don't worry, son - we can return it. Wilberforce: Return it to Santa? Wilberforce: What - do we leave it under the tree and he comes back down the chimney to get it?
nosirrom almost 9 years ago
Before he comes back down the chimney we have to log on to www.santa.org and get an RMA.
ellisaana Premium Member almost 9 years ago
We could return it, but by the time we hike all the way to the North Pole, you will have grown into it.
gammaguy almost 9 years ago
They have a special window at the mall where you told Santa what you want.
crazyliberal almost 9 years ago
He can keep it for next Christmas. Looks like a cute “ugly Christmas sweater”.
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 9 years ago
No, his idea works. If he saves it for next year and leaves it under the tree, it will indeed likely fit fine on Christmas day.
locake almost 9 years ago
He’s too old to actually believe that Santa brings his gifts.
LV1951 almost 9 years ago
Maybe he’ll grow into it-eventually.
paul2212 almost 9 years ago
Oops, she spilled the beans!