The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 24, 2016
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Transcript:
The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Waitress: What'll it be? Brutus: Do you have buffalo wings? Waitress: Yup. They come in three levels of heat - "regular," "hot" and "what are you, nuts?" Brutus: I'm adventurous - I'll try the "what are you, nuts?" How are they priced? Waitress: Ten for six dollars, or twenty for five dollars. Brutus: Are you sure those prices are correct? They don't make sense to me! Waitress: Wait till you try them...then, you'll understand.
Charlie Fogwhistle about 9 years ago
I once asked the waiter at a Mexican restaurant in San Antonio if they had hot peppers. They did. I don’t ask that question anymore.
linsonl about 9 years ago
There is a famous place in Atlanta called “The Varsity” near Georgia Tech, famous for hot dogs, hamburgers, etc. There is a line in order to place your order saying like: “Have your order in mind and your money in hand before you reach this sign.” Then you reach a server who says about every fifteen seconds: “What’ll ya have?” You place your order and move on down the counter to await the food. He probably says that all night in his sleep.
Jim Kerner about 9 years ago
She should have a working fire hose for him.
route66paul about 9 years ago
He asked for something hotter – Then everyone from the restaraunt came out of the kitchen to watch…..