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The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 13, 2016
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Transcript:
Doctor: Brutus, I want you to start a regimen of walking two miles a day, five times a week.
Brutus: Five times a week! Isn't there an alternative?
Doctor: Walk ten miles a day, once a week!
Walking is the perfect alternative to being dead!