The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 30, 2016
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Transcript:
Brutus: It's awfully hot out there today to be barbecuing! Gladys: How hot is it? Brutus: When I poured lighter fluid on the charcoal, it ignited before I could strike a match!
It’s so hot, I saw two trees fighting over a dog!It’s so hot, Cheech and Chong are snorting ice cubes!It’s so hot, the chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs!It’s so hot, I saw a guy pour coffee in his lap just to cool off!It’s so hot, one pig said to another “I’m bacon…”