The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for August 15, 2017

There are actually flavored waters. They just cost too much.

I prefer to flavor my water with ground coffee beans.

Wait a minute, Sansom AND Thorny are from Cleveland, where its ALWAYS POP not soda pop

Flavored water drops can be cheap if you know where to buy them. I’ve found them at Aldi for a lot cheaper than at other places.