The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 07, 2019

It’s really hard even being in the same room with mother Gargle.

So mother Gargle is the source of a certain Orange person’s philosophy…

Where have you been and why didn’t you stay there.

I think I’ve said it before but it bears repeating that Brutus has the patience of Job for allowing such dragons as Gladys and Mama Gargle to hang around his house.

Like mother, like daughter.

Her hair always reminds me of a witch’s hat, which is appropriate.

“But you’re the reason I’m expressing my opinion. "

That’a more like mama Gargoyle.

I couldn’t say “like” for this one because that old bag needs to be kicked outa the house. I know it’s a cartoon but to me there is a limit to nastiness.

you’re entitled to your own opinion, even if it is wrong

Why are you trying to talk sense to your Mother-in-Law? Just hold your tongue until she’s gone and make your replies very brief.