The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 13, 2020

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    Baarorso  about 5 years ago

    That’s the problem with us males. Whatever we say to our mates in compliment, theyre bound to take it as an insult. :(

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    rekam  about 5 years ago

    He never knows when to keep his mouth shut.

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    Orcatime  about 5 years ago

    Tis the disease season, such as Hoofenmouth.

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    WLG12037  about 5 years ago

    Brutus sleeps on the couch tonight.

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    Jeff0811  about 5 years ago

    Pretty good? PRETTY GOOD!!??? If I told my wife that after all these years she still looks “pretty good”, she would take it as an insult. She works out, has lost weight, she looks great, and has a great attitude to go along with it. I’m afraid that in another 5 years she’ll be out of my league.

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    zzeek  about 5 years ago

    Good morning Brutus. What did you have for breakfast, your foot?

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    I was FRAMED!!!!!!  about 5 years ago

    How insecure must she be, if the very first thing she does, is to put makeup on.

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    Michael G.  about 5 years ago

    He shoulda stood in bed.

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    KEA  about 5 years ago

    I’ve found it’s better to leave off any phrase beginning with “even”

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    ChessPirate  about 5 years ago

    It’s gonna be a baaaaaaad day…

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    buckman-j  about 5 years ago

    Does this rouge make me look fat?

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    Ron Bauerle  about 5 years ago

    Good make-up should look like you’re not wearing any; if I can tell you are, you’re wearing too much.

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    kathleenhicks62  about 5 years ago

    I couldn’t tell either.

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    Boise Ed Premium Member about 5 years ago

    This assumes that wearing makeup actually makes one look better. It ain’t necessarily so.

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