The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 27, 2020

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do.

I wonder if they also sell Egg Cozies at the firm.

I don’t know about two wrongs but two Wongs can make a third Wong.

Um, nobody says that.

2 wrongs don’t make a right, but 2 Wrights make an airplane

Like the psychoanalysis song “Twisted”: “instead of one head I got two, and you know two heads are better than one.”

You’re lucky to have a spineless scapegoat like Brutus. (And you know it.)

Just 2 wrongs? He’s improving.

I’m amazed that Brutus couldn’t come up with something better to say..his statement right here shows he should be fired.

TGIF BRUTUS TGIF

Why aren’t Brutus and Rancid wearing face masks, and how come they aren’t social distancing each other, they’re going to get sick from the virus.