The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 19, 2020

Aren’t they all?

Now, which way is the elevator going, up or down?

You only have to wait until, No just push the button on the wall. Up or down.

You couldn’t have been too anxious to get it started. If you moved morevswiftly, it never would have happened.

Why is this Monday different from all other Mondays?

Cause for optimism that the elevator didn’t break down trapping him between floors, or worse still, cut loose.

Not funny when a dog leash got caught in an elevator, and the dog proceeded to be pulled up and hung in the hallway. Fortunately, another person who just happened to be out there pulled out his pocket knife and cut the leash.

Well it is Monday…..

It’s just another manic Monday

I wish it was Sunday

‘Cause that’s my fun day

My I don’t have to run day

It’s just another manic Monday

Brutus, your day could get a lot worse if your coat is actually caught by the moving elevator car rather than just the doors.

Being Brutus, his pants are probably caught, too. Listen for the loud RIP!!

Going up!

At least it didn’t get you in the front! OUCH!!!

That’s scary I hope the elevator doesn’t pull his coat down.