The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 28, 2021

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Gladys’ logic!

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    LookingGlass Premium Member over 3 years ago

    But officer, I WAS driving only “one-way!!!” A car that drives both ways has not been invented — yet!!

    /SHMIRK/

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    wjones  over 3 years ago

    If she is driving in reverse then so was the police officer. If that’s his patrol car.

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    rekam Premium Member over 3 years ago

    She’s as much a Born Loser as her husband and son. What a perfect little family.

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    Lucy Rudy  over 3 years ago

    In stores where they have one way arrows, I’ve backed up a few aisles.

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    charlenelin1201  over 3 years ago

    Technically, she was reversing. I don’t think you can give her a ticket for that.

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    nosirrom  over 3 years ago

    Somehow I don’t think her reverse psychology is going to work on the cop.

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    zzeek  over 3 years ago

    But Officer, this is the right way home, so will you let me off with just a warning?

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    walt1968pat Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Sounds like my experience in Italy!

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    “Don’t be silly, Officer! Who’d give a driver’s license to me?

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    Lawrence Israel Premium Member over 3 years ago

    The other answer to the policeman is “I’m only driving one way”.

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    timbob2313 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I am quite sure that really happened.

    One of my uncles was a Michigan state cop for over 30 years, he told some really funny stories about people he stopped and their excuses. My favorite was when he stopped a car that was weaving all over the hiway. Had to follow the car for sometime as the driver did not stop. Then when he finally got up to the driver he discovered that the man was blind.
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    raybarb44  over 3 years ago

    I heard a lot of excuses during my time as a Police Officer and some even worked. However, that one would not have worked. It might have made me smile. But a ticket she would have received…..

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    Buckeye67  over 3 years ago

    Well Gladys is certainly self aware, she just isn’t too bright.

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    cuzinron47  over 3 years ago

    You can defend against that logic.

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    corpcasselbury  over 3 years ago

    There is an excellent chance that, somewhere, a driver has told a cop that for real, at least once.

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    felipenollaFFA  over 3 years ago

    Loreta Lockhorn’s classmat

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    felipenollaFFA  over 3 years ago

    Loreta Lockhorn’s driving school classmate…

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