The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for June 03, 2021

That sounds like a King Solomon…..decision.

One third satisfied is a HUGE percentage for a boss like Rancid is.

Mix gruntled with disgruntled and before you know, there are no more gruntled.

Or let the third who are disgruntled go. After all, it’s a SIN to be disgruntled in the modern workplace. Just smile and take whatever they give you. :/

Rancid heard, “One turd this, one turd that, and one turd whatever.” He’s flush with the success of his management.

OK Brutus, I want to hear how you going to do that. You will earn your pay today.

That was an incredible insight!

That’s why he’s the boss. That, and he married his boss’s daughter.

That one third satisfied came from the Brutus types.

I have to agree with Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus, whoever he is….WHEW!

Sounds good on paper but most management plans are usually such as this one, abysmal failures….

I think that’s the smartest thing I’ve heard that boss say

What happened to the ten percent who don’t get the message?

They should just gruntle the disgruntled employees — problem solved!

I wonder if that survey was anonymous? If not that company has some very brave employees.

The employee satisfaction survey could be put on a post-it note. And I’d get some bullet proof vests and glass…

When you start herding the employees, the undecided ones will be decided.

Why isn’t there a “borrowed from Casey Stengel” disclaimer?