The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 05, 2021

Three…..

This is an old joke from my colleagues looking at my belly:

“Har! Har! Har!” was my sardonic laugh.

Careful there Wilberforce, or you’ll be eating for none tonight.

How many brothers and sisters do you want?

Just wondering — maybe it is time for Brutus to have the talk with Wilberforce…

/SHMIRK/

Well that had to hurt!

You and me and Bobby McGee.

3. How he sees himself, how he is, and how he expects to be! So what if I’m projecting, so does a movie theater!

Three. Me, myself and I.

ha, I actually understand his pain.

He looks better than normal

Judging from the profile, the boy is in no position to be judgemental.

Actually Brutus is not very over weight and Wilberforce is a loser!

Where are you eating tonight, smarty-pants?

Hey. Your Dad ain’t that bad. Also, time to talk with your son about the facts of life…..

I wonder if Wilberforce was named after the great activist William Wilberforce of Britain?

Children speak truth. If Sir Brutus weighs 250 at 5’5 he is more than portly and that isn’t wine I speak of.

Brutus is eating for the two kids they got rid of. Maybe he’ll try for three…

Don’t try that on your Mom.

Time to have the talk with the kid, Brutus. But if you’ll have to figure out if it’s the sex talk or the one on healthy eating habits.

Is it me, or does Brutus look like he doesn’t have a big belly? He’s no decathlete, but he’s hardly obese.

Brutus only eats for one, but that one has a very healthy appetite.

Not that Brutus is obese, but he should wear black more. It’s very slimming.