The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 12, 2022

Well son because when you get older the hair on your head gets thinner and it starts growing in places you wont want it to grow .

When you think about it, that’s a great question for a kid to wonder about.

Som has too much, some has little.

You mean that hair back there on his head?

That one hair on the top of his head isn’t going to cut itself.

Within this vale of toil and sin, your head grows bald but not your chin! Burma Shave

That’s a good question. By the looks of Brutus’ bald pate he only has one hair called a cowlick that the barber has to cut! Couldn’t he save the barber fees if he gets his wife to cut the hair off with scissors?

whoever invents the shave-free face is going to be a very, very wealthy person…

If I could grow a beard that fast, I’d do my beard over the whole face, not just with this goatee. In fact, Brutus would really improve his looks with a full beard since his top hair has departed almost totally.

cause life ain’t fair…

God made a few perfect heads. the rest He put hair on!

Shaving has gotten a lot faster with a beard. I only have to shave my neck 2-3 times a week.

This past year, I only shaved the day I’d go in for my haircut. Certainly saved a bunch of time. For 2022, we’re going with the beard full-time.

In this world of toil and sin the head grows bald but not the chin.

Some people shave their head every day and their face every two months (or so). You just do you-that’s crazy enough.

That’s an easy one to answer. The tough one is why all the nose and ear hair and other places hair is growing where it never grew before….

One of nature’s cruel jokes. In fact there is only so much hair juice and as you age it drains from your scalp into your ears, nose and, your face

“Son, I’m just cultivating my increasingly flesh-colored hairstyle…”

Because I’m not retired yet.

Just tell him the truth Brutus, you have more hair on your face that you do on your head.

Cheer up, Brutus. When I sit in the barber’s chair. The barber says, NEXT!