The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 07, 2024

All or nothing.

Offer him the chance and step by step Brutus will arrive at one hundred percent of Berwald one hundred percent.

I don’t think chief bought it, we’ll see

Sounds pretty promising, chief. Go for it!

Chief must be in a generous mood today. When I searched on the internet for proof that we only use 10% of our brain I found a picture of Brutus.

The question for Bossman to consider is how much is Berwald’s experience going to cost him. Brutus might be a worthy first choice if only to keep costs down.

way to pitch, Brutus!

So if Berwald gives only 25% of what he knows, he’ll easily outperform Brutus.

“Then I’ll give 500%! Then I’ll be at Berwald’s level! Or… is this a handicap office? My bowling league has a 20% handicap. With that, I only need to give 400%!”

Fear the Peter principle

Is that the new math Brutus ?

something tells me he’s not getting the promotion… :j

Brutus will give it everything he’s got if he’s just given the chance.

Oh, come on, Chief! Give Brutus a chance. He may excel in that new position!

No no Brutus. You say you’ll give 500 percent of that 20 percent

And Brutus is always true to his word, but l think the chief wants more. Compromise. Could be a tral period to see how he does. Just a thought….

Brutus is honest. I never trusted the folks that say they give 110%.

But Brutus will give it his all daily – and 20% x 5 = 100% weekly. Case closed.

Can’t ask for more than that! Can Berwald promise 100% of his best?

Have both of them do it and see which comes up with results.

Rancid is more than 80% against you, Brutus.

They’ve done studies, you know. 20% of the time, Brutus works every time.

I have a feeling Brutus won’t be getting the job.