The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 19, 2025

Gargle’s hair looks more like a dust bunny.

The one with the witch hair is smirking.

Brutus must you be so dense so as to trip on your own words?

Boy, he keeps leaving himself wide open.

Could he be referring to his back hair?

Fish in a barrel Brutus…

I could say something similar to my hairbrush; “Why is my hair always getting into you?”

She puts the “B” in itch.

Only her hairdresser knows for sure!

He should ask why she keeps getting in his LIFE. Why is she always there? He needs to find a man cave somewhere with a lock and key to keep that old battleax out.

Not sure WHAT has gotten into Gargoyle’s hair.

You old battle axe you shouldn’t talk about people’s hair, not when you look like a clown. Dunce hat hairdo!

Hey! In Brutus’ defense, hair is both singular and plural.. Not that there’s much to defend though.

Mother G wins again…

Mother Gargle, your hair looks like I could use it to scrub pots!

What’s left of your hair.

maybe because she knows she can get away from it when you blow your top off. :D

Because it"s so easy of course. As are comments about Gargoyle’s looks. Avoidance of her would be the best policy…..

Give it a rest Brutus. Good chance you will outlive her. Buy her some thorny roses for her wreath but keep the flowers and give her the thorns. Make her feel at home.

Hair today and gone tomorrow. In Brutus’ defense, he saves a ton of money on shampoo and conditioner.