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One day, 3 men died and went to heaven.
"Religion?" God’s secretary asked the first man.
“Jewish,” the man replied.
“Okay, go to room 23, but be very quiet when you go past room 8.” the secretary said.
“Religion?” he asked the second man.
“Muslim.”
“Go to room 10, but be very quiet when you go past room 8.”
“Religion?” he asked the third man.
“Agnostic.”
“Go to room 71, but be very quiet when you go past room 8.”
“Why must I be quiet when I go past room 8?” the man asked.
The secretary replied, “Oh, the Catholics are in room 8, and they think that they are the only ones here.”
Time flies like an arrow… Fruit flies like a banana.
Pickled Pete over 3 years ago
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One day, 3 men died and went to heaven.
"Religion?" God’s secretary asked the first man.
“Jewish,” the man replied.
“Okay, go to room 23, but be very quiet when you go past room 8.” the secretary said.
“Religion?” he asked the second man.
“Muslim.”
“Go to room 10, but be very quiet when you go past room 8.”
“Religion?” he asked the third man.
“Agnostic.”
“Go to room 71, but be very quiet when you go past room 8.”
“Why must I be quiet when I go past room 8?” the man asked.
The secretary replied, “Oh, the Catholics are in room 8, and they think that they are the only ones here.”
Newzy Premium Member over 3 years ago
Time flies like an arrow… Fruit flies like a banana.