The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for October 14, 2022

Bubba died in a fire

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Bubba died in a fire last night. His body was burned so badly that he couldn’t be identified by most of his family.

That is, until his best friends Jim and Cletus were called. Jim and Cletus knew Bubba all his life, and they were certain they could identify Bubba for the coroner.

When they saw the body, Cletus said “I don’t know if that’s Bubba, but there’s one way we can know for sure. Flip him over and let’s take a look at his as$hole.”

Puzzled, the coroner agrees and helps them flip him over.

Jim proceeds to spread Bubba’s crispy cheeks, takes a long look and says “nope, this ain’t Bubba”

The coroner asks “how can you know that just from looking at his a$shole?”

Cletus responds “well, you see, Bubba had two as$holes”

“Two a$sholes?” Asked the coroner.

“Yeah, every time we was with Bubba, people always used to say ’here comes Bubba with the two a$sholes”

Bubba — while still alive

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A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his:

Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out. “Business trip or pleasure?”

She turned, smiled and said. “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston.”

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen Sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked. “What’s your Business at this convention?"

“Lecturer." She responded. “I use information that I have learned from my Personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuaIity.”

“Really?” He said. “And what kind of myths are there?”

“Well.” She explained. “One popular myth is that African-American men are The most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Mexican Descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with Absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.. “I’m Sorry.” She said, “I shouldn’t really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t even know your name."

“Tonto.” The man said. “Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba.” ……..

What’s with the eccentric capitalization? The joke itself is okay.

Hail and farewell!