The Wandering Melon by Mike Shiell for March 12, 2023

Ooh, ooh! Let me hold your phone for you, just in case! And I also call dibs on your laptop!

…about that snazzy red stapler. After all, they won’t let you have it in the ward. (For your own safety, you know)

No! you can’t have my chair! I’m just getting some fresh air…

I want the big flat screen monitor.

I want his cubicle shelves!

That’s very cute and amusing, thanks Mike…

…might be the chair’s incessant squeaking that sent the guy to the ledge to begin with!!