The Wandering Melon by Mike Shiell for January 16, 2024

Duck: “I’m distracted by your protuberance-like cleavage, but if I say something I’ll look like a Dick.”

At that point, the urge to say “quack”, in response, had to be stifled entirely.

He could have said, “Nuts, Nuts, Nuts”, but you’d definitely take offense at that!

I’m sorry, I was listening but you do understand I’m a genuine, waddling, quacking duck?

How much wine did you have before I got here? Your cup runneth over….and over….not to mention that low-cut dress you’re wearing.

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Her place setting is backwards.

He seems to be ducking the issue.

Just goose her.

Talk talk by Talk talk

And what is “ouack?”