The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 19, 2008
Transcript:
Conductor: All aboard! Boy, aren't you kiddos lucky to be on your way to see Santa! He's great!! Unless, of course, you're on that OTHER list and you spend the next 20 years making up for it by watching OTHER kids being happy - but not YOU because you're a LOSER that'll never amount to ANYTHING! The Bi-Polar Express.
Cartoonists who do cancer-themed strips get depressing; case in point: “Funky Winkerbean”.