The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 16, 2009
November 15, 2009
November 17, 2009
Transcript:
Lawyer: So, in your gown and glass slipper, you dash from the ball, before midnight, only to find your carriage missing... no further questions, your honor. Now I'd like to call the defendant to the stand - Peter Peter Pumpkineater.
Poor Peter - he won’t even have his wife to comfort him at the trial. If she ever escapes from that pumpkin shell, I imagine she’ll be a “witness for the prosecution” (hey - that would make a good movie title!).
Oh Crunkbot, you explanation point, you. I suppose you’re aLso wondering why there’s no one sitting in the courtroom. Why there’s only empty chairs.
Of course, this is just a pre-trial hearing. The actual case hasn’t happened yet because there was some trouble finding some cartoon stand-ins or should I say sit-ins. Btw, the judge isn’t really there either…that’s just a stuffed robe and a up gavel.
Cholldekkgher -
I can bend my mind around this idea. Have you read the Tuesday Next novels? Nursery rhymes and literary characters live and interact with ‘real” people. Very fun.
margueritem almost 15 years ago
Hey, how’d he know that carriage was really a pumpkin? Could he smell it?
i_am_the_jam almost 15 years ago
I didn’t know he was at the ball :D
IncredibleWerekitty almost 15 years ago
The things they exclude from fairy tales.
JP Steve Premium Member almost 15 years ago
If she wasn’t so hot on the Prince, Peter could have kept her very well!
Digital Frog almost 15 years ago
CSI-FFA was able to match to match Peter’s bite marks to a carriage door they found in a dumpster behind the palace…
Aikidodog almost 15 years ago
Is it just me or has Peter been getting the short end of the stick this past two weeks?
eardroppings almost 15 years ago
I think her ugly step sister rode in Shrek’s onion carriage.
fredbuhl almost 15 years ago
Cartoon justice. We should get used to it.
bald almost 15 years ago
finally the truth comes out, peter peter was having an affair with cindy
Ushindi almost 15 years ago
Poor Peter - he won’t even have his wife to comfort him at the trial. If she ever escapes from that pumpkin shell, I imagine she’ll be a “witness for the prosecution” (hey - that would make a good movie title!).
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 15 years ago
ushindi , you have been hot lately…..not that you werent hot before!– I got a good LOL from your comment yesterday:
In the multi-story apartment building I used to live in, bulls were limited to ground-floor units for this very reason etc etc
methinks we are similar in humor appreciation…..
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 15 years ago
I’ll bet her feet are sore after wearing glass slippers all night
eardroppings almost 15 years ago
Oh Crunkbot, you explanation point, you. I suppose you’re aLso wondering why there’s no one sitting in the courtroom. Why there’s only empty chairs.
Of course, this is just a pre-trial hearing. The actual case hasn’t happened yet because there was some trouble finding some cartoon stand-ins or should I say sit-ins. Btw, the judge isn’t really there either…that’s just a stuffed robe and a up gavel.
celeconecca almost 15 years ago
Cholldekkgher - I can bend my mind around this idea. Have you read the Tuesday Next novels? Nursery rhymes and literary characters live and interact with ‘real” people. Very fun.
EagerYuzu almost 15 years ago
That valet parking service is worth squash