The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 06, 2010
January 05, 2010
January 07, 2010
Transcript:
Cop: So, you were at 3rd and Broadway when you noticed they were gone. ... And what's the approximate value of the missing hubcaps?
(thug attempts to strip him) Optimus: I wouldn’t try that, young man. My exterior is charged with 35,000V front to back, and you do not want to know what that button on my fender does. I’ll give you a hint-it does NOT release the spare tires.