The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 11, 2010
January 10, 2010
January 12, 2010
Transcript:
Though his theory wasn't published until later in life, Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood. Woman: Be a dear and pass aunt Nelda the pickled beets, would you, Isaac?
margueritem over 14 years ago
Tharms!
ben_david over 14 years ago
Oh, YUCHHH!!
Edcole1961 over 14 years ago
That’s also why he remained celibate his entire life.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Watch out. Those rolls could smack you in the face.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago
tune in next week, same bat time same bat channel—
and don’t forget your batwings!
osceola over 14 years ago
Aunt Nelda knew that Isaac Newton’s interest in gravity wasn’t because he saw an apple fall but rather because of his early encounter with her gravy.
chubbygirlcomics over 14 years ago
I’d say ‘under-muscle” beats “apple” anytime in a professional, scientific paper. He should have gone with it….
coffeeturtle over 14 years ago
Haha! Eww!
That sometimes happens to people who lose weight quickly. All this extra skin hanging. double-eww!
fredbuhl over 14 years ago
Old chicks use a can of hairspray on their hair. It’s probably stiff enough to scrape barnacles off ship hulls. HEY, maybe she should use on those triceps.
vawser over 14 years ago
It’s the day of middle-aged comic strip women referring to themselves in the third person! (see Cul-de-Sac)
RioBravo over 14 years ago
We called them Grandma’s pillows!!!!!!!!!!!!!
napaeric over 14 years ago
I won’t touch that
srw150 over 14 years ago
“Lunch-lady arms!” Ah, gravity, a splendid thing.