The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 27, 2010
January 26, 2010
January 28, 2010
Transcript:
Pharmacist: Yes sir, Mr. Jagger... looks like there's ooooone left. Inexplicably, at that exact moment, Angelina Jolie entered the convenience store... and things got ugly.
I don’t think there’s enough lip balm made for both of them. The amount they’d need would have greased the skids back in ancient Egypt, with some left over.
margueritem over 14 years ago
They came to blows over that last tin of lip balm…
drwatson over 14 years ago
More like Sir Jagger
fredbuhl over 14 years ago
I don’t think there’s enough lip balm made for both of them. The amount they’d need would have greased the skids back in ancient Egypt, with some left over.
carmy over 14 years ago
I bet 5 bucks that Angelina will smack down Mick! ding ding ding!
osceola over 14 years ago
Hey Mick, you can’t always get what you want.
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
Can’t imagine things getting any uglier than Jagger
eardroppings over 14 years ago
Did they give each other some lip
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Hey Keith is on the wagon, Ronnie’s cold sober, what next, Mick joins a monastery? I’m feeling old
Takiniteasy over 14 years ago
If Mick and Angelina were both in the same room … well … you can’t get much uglier than that.
Digital Frog over 14 years ago
And we were worried that N Korea and Iran would get the balm….
skiokanagan over 14 years ago
Love it!
bald over 14 years ago
they both most likely own stock in the company….
Comicsexpert over 14 years ago
Intent of joke is fine, but the caption is a bit overwritten. I think he could have had more fun with Jagger’s looks as well.
Comics Expert Grade: 2.5 out of 5.
cleokaya over 14 years ago
I am sure, with their reputations, a creative means of sharing the lip balm and adding a new notch to their bedposts could be expected.
fredbuhl over 14 years ago
Now THAT IS an ugly thought!
Iwa Iniki over 14 years ago
I don’t get it.
lobkiller over 14 years ago
who told him to put on a balm? The Maestro? you never know what’s in a balm
cleokaya over 14 years ago
HolySmoke, we have a self-proclaimed expert here. Such an expert says he knows something. An actual expert has others saying that he knows something.
Karen345 over 14 years ago
The “expert” comes around every once in a while.