The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 20, 2012

Tales from the Highway PatrolWe were on kick down the door raid on a bad guy. Stealth was stressed. Guns suspected. Suspect real bad hombre. We go to the door all stacked up.BEEP BEEP BEEP a Rap song broke out.The lead had forgot to turn off his phone.We all began to stiffle laughs as he fumbled with the I Phone to shut it off. Suddenly the door opened and there stood the bad guy rubbing his eyes in his BVDs. He was seized and secured no harm no damage.While sitting there he told me the only reason he opened the door as he thought it was his criminal friend. He had the same tone on his phone. Crook or Cop all like Rap and Funk.