The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 22, 2013

Aw….. :’-(

Don’t let them shake you up, Carly.

Oh, high school social sodas are so mean

Would that make her an “un-cola”?

Maybe Carly should go to Dr. Peeper.

Carla’s classmates are soda jerks.

She can have my “man bubbles” if she wants.

There’s a price to pay for going around with no top. The hussy.

Snerk

I had this joke about Cherry Coke, but I forgot the punch line….

They must be RC, for “really cruel.”

She knew she shouldn’t Do the Dew…. now she’s got an appointment with the good Dr. at 10, 2 & 4….

Maybe she could get them ‘busted’ for posession of Coke.

(After reading the comments today and the strip) .Help me…can’t breathe – ROTFL hysterically

….whew….my two cents though – some of us like tiny bubbles / flat colas. (man, did I REALLY just type that?!?) !

Real beverages have curves.

…Excellent!! LOL!!…

She’s probably sugar-free as well. What? Artificial color added? Poor thing is gonna have it tough. Been that way since she was Nehi to a gatorade. She’ll never be the leader of the 6-pack, that’s for sure, but if will just forget about all those secondary cola characteristics, she can become a leading scientist, maybe major in Fizzics. Isn’t there some theory that if you mix Nerds and cola, you get a Big Bang? Maybe she could star in her own TV series, Ugly Shasta! She would really Blossom, I bet…..

these puns have been recycled and ain’t worth 5 cents.

At least she is not the albino. 7 UP

I like this one today! Real funny!Nice one scott!