The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 17, 2013
Transcript:
Voice (out of frame): Jenny's boyfriend's taking her to Hawaii. Why can't we go to Hawaii? By the way, mother's coming this weekend; can you please put your easels away and pick up these brushes? And did you take out the trash like I asked? Also, could you stop leaving the seat up? And what's with all this paint? Soon after his relationship is established, Van Gogh considers cutting off his other ear.
Or should I say earlopped in Vegas.